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Poet Philosopher

My Bio description on my business account on LinkedIn:
Puppeteer Cartoonist Writer Poet Philosopher With No Clothes-- If you are not laughing everyday you are doing it wrong!
I am childlike with a 10yearold's emotional development tested. I take absolutely no drugs and never have and I do not smoke pot.
I am naturally on a 24/7 high.
I am extremely happy and do not understand mean people, liars, or sarcasm.
I am spontaneous and love adventure!

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My Dog(s)

What is your dog's name?Two German Shepherds Dad Thor and daughter Gracie.
What breed is your dog?German Shepherds very sweet
How old is your dog?Dad is 3years old his daughter is one year old.
What gender is your dog?Male
Does your dog live indoors or outdoors?Both
Do you have other pets beside dog?Yes
If yes, which ones?A 23 year old GreenWing Macaw that I raised from a 3day old hatchling her name is Indiana.
Do you have more than one dog?Yes
Do you take your dog with you when you go on vacation?Yes
Your dog's favorite toyKong
Does your dog wear a muzzle?No
Is it necessary that your partner also have a dog?No
Where did you get your dog from?Breeder


EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageItalian
Height5' 4" (163 cm)
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthShoulder length
Best featureChest
Body ArtNone, Pierced... but only ear(s)
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAttractive


Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsDog, Bird
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyArt / Music / Literature
Employment StatusWork At Home
Job TitlePuppeteer Cartoonist Writer Poet Philosopher

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Situation comedies, Sports
Favorite TV showsBig Bang Theory
Young Sheldon
The Mick
America Ninja Warriors
Favorite movies typesComedy, Documentary, Horror
Favorite moviesHarvey
Arsenic and Old Lace
The Ref
To Kill A Mocking Bird
Dead and Breakfast
Funny Games
The Last House On the Left
Music typesRock, Classical, Blues, Folk
Favorite artistsBruce Cockburn
Cat Stevens
Jim Morrison
Snatam Kaur
Reading selectionAncient, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, History, Humor, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, I'm an author
Favorite booksAnything by G.W.F.Hegel
Brian Cox
Michio Kaku
Idea of funI love roller coaster rides and amusement parks
I love hiking and camping
I love road trips and exploring
traveling to other countries
I like to shoot at targets for skill and agility and knife throwing and bow and arrow to targets only not animals ever
HobbiesExercising, Learning, Dining, Theater, Camping


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorReserved
Friends describe asSomeone they want to be
In High School I was a(n)Brain
Sense of humorSlapstick
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryI am anticipating and researching to buy a Harp to teach myself to set some of my poetry to music.


Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeMy LinkedIn Business Account Mission Statement:
It is my goal as an artist to further the cause of understanding between all people of our global family.
To tease, taunt, and attempt to publically diminish another's religious beliefs, sexual identities, race, ethnicity, position on politics, a serious form of adult bulling. To do so is not freedom of speech but an abuse of this privilege. My positions apolitical and non theist commenting likewise.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerNumber one I am a high functioning Aspie IQ tested at 6, 8, and 12yrs as genius therefore my ideal man must have high intelligence or I will not be able to understand you.
Second in importance a higher than average libido directed to me as mine is very high.
My preference physically is the taller the better but this is not a deal breaker.
No temper tantrums and brooding please.
A sense of humor is a must.
My man will feel in his soul the joy of life and the arts for inspiration and radiation of his inner character.
My perfect man is Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mocking Bird. My man is a perfect gentleman not a liar and must have impeccable ethics and a hero's character.
On the first dateOn a first date I would like to go out to an intimate dinner to discuss our lives and plans and to detect the charisma of kismet if any exists. If we were drawn to each other I would like to do a lot of kissing.

Exercising Preferences

ExcercisesAerobics, Running, Walking